that show you have every intention of watching and you are 100% confident that you’ll love but you refuse to watch right now because its not the right time.
today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”
she just kept going
i screamed into a headset and she just kept going
working in customer service
instead of them being spread out in tiny posts i’m reposting these babs grouped all together. ; u; our little solar system havin an ugly sweater party. ♥
i just witnessed a 12 year old punch another 12 year old for the chance to see breasts. and not just a light tap. this was a sucker punch. if these kids arent smart enough to google “hot girl tity” they arent smart enough to fake the sound of skin hitting skin. i have found my true calling. i am not going to heaven
UR FACE THOUGH IM LAUGHING TREMENDOUSLY
I fell in love the way you learn to accept that you are watching an anime about bicycling - slowly, then all at once.
THANK YOU FOR 2800+ FOLLOWERS!!!! ❤❤❤
one of my favourite ship combos is when you have one really grumpy/cranky character or someone deathly serious who never smiles and a really happy/bubbly/energetic character that drags them everywhere and the first character looks really unamused but the happy character’s having the time of their life and then the happy character smooches the grumpy character and the grumpy character just gives this soft little smile and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAshrek and donkey
yo you know what annoys me is when an article on asexuality is published they give no mention to aromantic asexuals or asexuals that are sex repulsed and almost always take up a huge chunk explaining that asexuals can have sex and do so regularly (?? see! they’re just like allos!)
It’s almost as if people don’t give a rats ass about sexual minorities unless their lifestyle resembles the majorities, hmm?
- the Avengers get really bored one day and pick names out of a hat and trade costumes and spend the rest of the day pretending they got bodyswapped to mess with Tony
- it’s Steve’s idea
#and Tony’s just like FU THIS IS MY LIFE NOW I GUESS#And spends all day in the workshop#trying to find a way to switch them back#and Steve feels kind of bad about it#but not enough to tell him the truth#Clint almost blows it#when he forgets that he’s supposed to be Natasha#and wanders into the kitchen the next morning belching#and scratching his junk#Tony eventually finds out#because he thinks Steve is Bruce-in-Steve’s-body#and admits he’s nuts about Steve#and Steve is all WHY HAVEN’T YOU EVER TOLD ME? I MEAN HIM. STEVE. WH Y HAVEN’T YOU TOLD STEVE?!?#And Tony’s all like#Well maybe if he didn’t FUCK WITH ME#And make me miss most of a week of work#trying to figure out a cure to a PRACTICAL GODDAMN JOKE#Meanwhile Rhodey and Bucky have been pretending to be each other#and just mocking each other in the background#Lookit me lookit me WINTER IS COMING BITCHES#OH YEAH WELL I’M A WALKING FOURTH OF JULY DECORATION (via)
Depressingly, that is the closest to writing a fic I’ve come all week.
AND SO I LAUGHED FOR A THOUSAND YEARS
QUICK, SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THIS IS FROM!
i’m thankful my childhood was filled with imagination and bruises from playing outside, instead of apps and how many damn likes you get on a picture
why do young people now talk like senior citizens please relax kids still play with toys stop bein such a damn baby
twitter doodles from the past week or so ✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ:* \(◕‿◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧