klim-sanity:

I hate it when a fandom hijacks a post

Except for Ace Attorney

They are allowed to hijack any post as long as it entails Wright and Edgeworth duking it out courtroom style

mechinaries:

the next song on their playlist is Anaconda and you bet your ass they know every single lyric

jichaelmones:

50% of my life is ryan haywood’s “nah” and the other 50% is ray narvaez jr’s “why”

my-tardis-sense-is-tingling:

mrs. incredible was all about the real talk and i respect that because she knew that talking down to her kids wasn’t going to help anyone at this point they had to know what’s up if everybody was going to make it out alive this is no time for sugarcoating motherfuckers it’s go time

I’m an adult, but not like a real adult
anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via coyotegold)

astraultra:

lord-of-spades:

WHEN YOU GET OC IDEAS FROM SONGS

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People always make Juliet out to be dumb in Romeo and Juliet, but I think she at least had some sense where Romeo didn't have much of any
Romeo: I was thinking about this chick earlier who I said I was in love with but now I love that girl over there that is very likely to either belong to my family's enemy or be close with my family's enemy as it is their party I am crashing
Juliet: I do not like being so young and forced into a relationship with an older man, but oh there's a cute guy more my age over there. And since he's here he must have been invited and is there for a reasonable love match for myself
--
Romeo: We should kiss right now at this party
Juliet: No that is a super dumb idea
Romeo: *kisses her anyway*
Juliet: That was dumb of you
--
Romeo: We should get married right now
Juliet: We don't know each other. Shouldn't we wait until at least a little time has passed?
Romeo: Like tomorrow?
Juliet: Sure, fine.
--
Juliet: We're married now, so we have to try and make things better between our families.
Romeo: Right.
Romeo: It seems I have killed your cousin and am now exiled.
--
Juliet: Ok so since Romeo fucked up I'm gonna fix this shit by taking a harmless sleeping liquid. He'll come and get me and we can go away together.
Romeo: *immediately kills himself*
Juliet: For fucks sake.

cyanblur:

i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”

vultheironbelly:

weloveshortvideos:

Cat quacks when his owner coughs

he’s mocking you

usbdongle:

*re-reads sex chapter of fanfiction over breakfast cereal like it’s the morning paper*



moooowithme:

Our Love Is God — Heathers the Musical

Full song with dialogue cut. It’s almost a romantic song when you can forget about all the murder and manipulation. Also kind of nice to listen to without the gunshots

iron-dink:

petition to make this the new spg meme

tamorapierce:

socialnetworkhell:

"Consensual sex" is just sex. To say that implies that there is such a thing as "non consensual sex", which there isn’t. That’s rape. That is what it needs to be called. There is only sex or rape. Do not teach people that rape is just another type of sex. They are two very separate events. You wouldn’t say "breathing swimming" and "non breathing swimming", you say swimming and drowning.

This is a very good point.

ludwigplayingthetrombone:

and then the sweatpants, board games, and scary movies after party ensues